In A Nutshell
If you aren’t in tune with California’s ongoing drought you are either (a) steadfastly oblivious to the news or (b) you have zero regard for the welfare of California.
I fall into both (a) and (b) so imagine my
surprise when, after clicking on a picture of a woman in a bikini (because the
caption said I might get rich if I did) I was presented with the following
headline:
My shock, as you can well imagine, reverberated
on several levels of perception.
My first thought as a writer was “Shouldn’t
every word in a headline be capitalized?”
My next thought was something like “God
this instant coffee tastes like crap.”
Then after one final fleeting thought of my
days as a rich man in a bikini I decided that Starbucks must be one fine
organization. ‘Ethos’ water? Sounds like they’ve really got their moral
elements all in a row, contributing to the health of all their
non-coffee-drinking customers by way of a mass manufacturing of plastic bottles.
