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Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Categorical Bullshit! On...Jeopardy!


[ Cue theme music...Switch to Camera 1 for a swinging shot of the contestants and Mr. Trebek...aaaaand, guy in the booth! ]

"And now...Back...To…Jeopardy!"

Trebek: Welcome back everyone, we're ready to start the second round. I believe it's Kevin's turn to go first?
 
Contestant Kevin: I’ll take Bullshit Writers for $200, Alex.
 

Normally we don't tolerate swearing on the show, but considering the category,
let's sling some shit, shall we? 

Trebek:
Okay, here’s your answer. ‘It’s how 95% of today’s travel writers do their travel research.’


Kevin: What is…Google?

Trebek: Right you are, Kevin. You pick again.

Kevin: I think I’ll stick with Bullshit for $400, Alex.


Kevin: Who is Jean Folger?

Trebek: Right again! You’re on a roll.

Kevin: Gotta go with what I know. Bullshit Writers for $600 please.

Trebek: For $600 and a share of the lead. This city was recently ranked by a writer who has never been there as one of Japan’s best places to retire, despite the snot-freezing winters that last six months and the biggest attractions being skiing, getting drunk in Susukino and, in February, battling the 2 million people who descend on the annual Snow Festival.